Top 5 TV Characters You'd Never Trust With Your House Keys
Lovable on screen, but one weekend of pet-sitting and you'd come home to a crime scene or a hot tub in the living room.
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Cosmo Kramer — Seinfeld
He doesn't need your keys because he already lets himself in, and he'll have rebuilt your apartment into levels before you get back.
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Charlie Kelly — It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Your mail would end up taped to a wall with red string, and he'd honestly believe he'd cracked a conspiracy.
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Joey Tribbiani — Friends
Your fridge would be empty within an hour, and if you'd left a sandwich in there, you should start grieving now.
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Roman Roy — Succession
He wouldn't wreck the place himself, but he'd host something unspeakable there and text you a cruel joke about your throw pillows.
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Andy Dwyer — Parks and Recreation
Total sweetheart, zero malice, but he once fell into a pit, and your stove would be on for six days straight.