Top 5 Animals That Look Like They Were Designed by a Committee
Creatures where every department got its feature approved and nobody checked how it all fit together.
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Platypus
Duck bill, beaver tail, venomous ankle spurs, lays eggs and glows under UV light. The committee clearly never held a final review meeting.
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Star-Nosed Mole
Twenty-two pink tentacles on its face that it uses to touch things faster than you can blink, which is horrifying and genuinely impressive.
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Shoebill
A five-foot bird with a clog for a face that stands perfectly still and stares at you like you owe it money.
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Axolotl
It regrows whole limbs and parts of its heart, and it does all of that while wearing a permanent dopey smile.
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Blobfish
It looks normal at depth and only turns into a sad melted face when you drag it up, so honestly the design flaw is us.